Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.

I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".

by The big floopy one October 18, 2010

Nut Sandy

What happens when some body cums and is supprised to find tiny soild particales in there cum

" Dude i just found nut sandy when i shot my load!!"

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 3, 2004

feelin' my nut

1. A phrase used to describe when a girl is into you

2. Can be used sarcastically when a girl is definitely not into you

3. The girl literally has your nuts in her hand

Did you see me macking on Kim? She's feelin' my nut dude.

by bpballer February 5, 2009

Ghost-Bust a Nut

The art of a faked male orgasm. Pretending to ejaculate. When you grow weary of having intercourse with a female you may "ghost bust a nut" to end the experience.

Rodney: So...I got drunk and hooked up with this girl last night
Maurice: Really dude? Nice!
Rodney: Nah man, not nice! This chick was gross! When I finally sobered up I had to ghost-bust a nut and got out of there!

by casper the nut busting ghost September 2, 2009

tough nut to crack

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.

Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.

by João Rodegheri November 11, 2008

Pre-nut Syndrome

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.

During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.

by duchebag81 July 24, 2010