Immortal penis

A penis that is so perfectly formed and smooth and shiny is simply an immortal penis

After going out dancing Ryan and Shaun went home and Ryan unveiled his penis to Shaun, shaun gasped and said wow Ryan your penis is so perfectly formed and so smooth and shiney - Ryan replied yes it's a immortal penis

by Swine Doctor March 9, 2017

Penis palpater

A young girl who spends too much time on the penis area during an exam

Damn, am I the penis palpater?

by ZoBirdie December 10, 2017

Penis gopper

When someone has an overly obsessive obsession with genitals

he's a Penis gopper and it's creeping me out.

by Kitten on firee June 21, 2016

Gay penis

A phrase describing one’s penis that has only had sex with a man’s butthole. If one’s penis has never had sex and or had sex with a women it is no longer considered a gay penis

Micheal”I think Daniel has a gay penis because he’s only had sex with mens buttholes and has never had sex with a. Women!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

penis waving

when you get a boner and tense up your muscles to wave goodbye to a girl as she gets off your dick.

tyler threw her off after ejaculating and penis waving with his dick, kicking her out cause she a hoe.

by penis wave September 19, 2016

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S

Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital

by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Penis aids

Penis aids is when a man fucks a dog

Guys luke fucked his dog so he has penis aids

by anonymous December 16, 2020