jack skellington

a lit ass song by ur daddy g-eazy

Ok you know it's whiskey straight no chases
Yeah I've been a few places
From Montana to Indiana these girls know what my pace is
First night with your girlfriend we ran a couple of bases
We made it home I dug her out then I made her one of my aces
Marijuana fragrance this tree here is outrageous
Want me to play in your city send an email to my agents
I'm working in the studio I tell my fans have patience
Because once I drop this new shit then it's on I'm off to them races
Yeah lanky as a mother fucker rap game Jack Skellington
I will surely blow up soon that's what I've been telling them
Most the time I'm lurkin in New Orleans like a pelican
Walking in the party dapper looking like Duke Ellington
Yeah always wear a latex when I skeet
Got Balenciagas on I got your paycheck on my feet
Rappers hit me up for tracks I need your paycheck for a beat
At my stay at home job wearing gray sweats in my suite
Man this shit ain't got no concept I just felt like rappin
Started writing lyrics and then I just felt like snappin
See I'm trekking past the stars I swear I just felt like captain
Man I smoked a blunt then smoked two more then I just felt like nappin
When given my druthers I'm mixing downers with uppers
Shouts goes out to Splurgeboys I only rap over thumpers
First I got with this babe and then I moved on to her mother
I just came through and fucked her afterwards she cooked me supper
You can hate me all you want to but my rents paid

by daddy g eazy June 27, 2016

Jack's basement

The basement that belongs to the serial dog rapist who has just recently moved from the cows to the dogs which he takes from the rescue centre "to help". He is a bitter bitch and a little fuck.

What you taking him to Jack's basement .

by Lajos Re July 5, 2016

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

by freakindude01 December 14, 2009

Jack Sparrow

A guy is receiving oral sex from a girl, he then pulls out and ejaculates in her eye then he donkey punches her in the leg. This will create the effect of her having an eye patch and peg leg like a pirate.

After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, my girlfriend and I went home and I gave her a Jack Sparrow.

by Captain Jack Sparrow Himself February 8, 2008

Jack-Cougar

Those supporting the Washington State University cougars who exhibit obnoxious behavior, arrogance and smack talk but did not attend the school. Most of these fans didn’t go to college and only have semi-retarded friends who attend WSU. They may also leverage a family connection (i.e my brother didn't get into UW so he went to WSU, therefore I have the right to talk smack about the Dawgs and act like a tool) to justify the poor, classless behavior. Ironically, it’s typically the Jack-Cougars who get the most defensive, trash talk the most about the University of Washington Huskies and respond with shouting of uneducated expletives.

Emily Spring is such a Jack-cougar. She couldn't even get into community college but still talks shit about the Dawgs

by realdawgfan March 27, 2011

jacked up

Overkill on some material things

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones

by shorty April 8, 2003

jack in the crack

a totally douchey way of saying jack in the box, sometimes that "x" sound in "box" is too hard for people to pronounce, so they just go with the least funny alternative.

Jack: Hey Jill, Let's go to Jack in the Crack
Jill: What, are you retarded? It's Jack in the Box, that's the name of the eating establishment, and if you respect them or enjoy their food in the least bit you could refer to them by their actual name, or at least a more respectable, less douchey alternative. Dumbass.
Jack: I am sorry. I will never say Jack in the Crack again.

by poopzone January 6, 2009