let's remain friends

What your woman tells you before she moves to Mexico or maybe after she moves to Mexico. Just in case it doesn't work out there.

She: Let's remain friends, I'm such a city girl, I may be back in the spring."

He: ........huh?

by the friend December 29, 2007

Black Friend Fallacy

When a non-black person justifies their racism or insensitivity by claiming they have a black friend in order to prove they aren't racist.
Note: Black Friend is not a valid counterargument to accusations, thus, fallacy.

White dude: Hey, what's up my n***a?
Person: Dude, you're white, you can't say that!
White dude: No it's fine, my black friends say it's okay!!
Person: Bruh, you're using the black friend fallacy

by geckolord April 17, 2020

friend-request whore

a person on a social networking site who, using a picture much more flattering than reality, tries to obtain as many "friends" as possible in the attempt to make themselves feel popular, cool, or basically anything other than the social insecurity that plagues them.

Woah, Marissa has 1,223,456 friends on Facebook. I don't know, I mean it seems like a lot of people knew her.. I don't remember ever meeting her though... how do I have 245 friends in common with her? oh, she's a friend-request whore.

by tyliz January 7, 2010

Side best friend

The person you call you best friend when your real best friend is no where to be found

Tyler is Alexis's side best friend when she can't find Maura

by Mojo9599 November 13, 2015

new age friend

A way to say you are having sex with someone without admitting to being a whore

He's not really a boyfriend, he's my new age friend. - Cat

by Student420 December 4, 2007

High Maintenance Friend

A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.

*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.

Brent: I can't I'm at work.

Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.

Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.

Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.

by mrperson123 May 7, 2018

best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.

Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?

by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008