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Black Apocalypse

The greatest Gangsta Metal Band on Earth! Formed in 1991 by ex-rappers who found rap to be getting stale. Although I disagree, they formed the only good subgenre of metal which lyrics people can relate to instead of "I love Satan, he makes me hard, RAAWWWRRRGGG"

"Niggaz Neva Die" is da best song eva! Forget Stairway to Heaven or any of that white boy shit. It has da best guitar solo and da phatest drum work eva and da lyrics are beautiful.

"We are real, you whities are fake like your women's titties / I see white kids dressing like us like day dealt wit' da shitty and every bitty ditty wit' da itty bitty pity / Day can't dress black / dey don't know black / dey ain't not dealt wit' da persacution like us / Us black folk our proud of our hertiage and we don't act white / Day think they know street but have never even seen a fight."

Da line up hasn't changed since it's creation because all these brothas are like family.

Line-Up
Ballin' Freestyle - Vocals
4:MM:0 Loaded - Guitar
Twistin' Psycho 666 - Drums
Crush - Bassist
"Da government wants me to act white / Because acting black is offensive / I cant change 'ho I be / You be you, I'll be me.
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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Jack Black

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish
The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.
by LaughingNow January 5, 2008
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Black Comedy

A genre of Cinematic or Television Comedy that often has a all black cast. Jokes tend to revolve around Soul Food, Insulting one another and or but not always Druags.
Alot of them also have Tom Arnold in them for some Reason. While some are consider hilarious alot of them fall short of what they are cooked up to be.. IE Soul Plane, Undercover Brother..etc
The best Black Comedian by far is Bernie Mack.
"Hey did you see that new Black Comedy with Cedric the Entertainer?"
"No....I was watching American Idol."
"Oh..............Well it was funny."
by T-taur June 21, 2005
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the Black Plauge

in walks a throwed nigga, and everyone says "yo somebody get the black plauge out a heyre"
by Jamofo August 23, 2003
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Black Balled

Identical to the youtube event in which one is "Rick Rolled" with the exception that instead of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, one is subjected to the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Person-"Hey did you see the new Transformers trailer?"
Other Person-"Not yet"
P-"Dude its fucking sweet, gimme a second"
(video begins to play Friday)
P-" WTF!?!?!?!"
OP- "dude, you just got black balled"
by MR. Anonomous May 19, 2011
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Black Cock

Bra that trick was so black cock.
by Grandpa Stiff March 28, 2008
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Black people

A group of people whose descendants originated from but not limited to Africa(Aboriginal Australians, Afro-Latins, Black Americans, Africans, African Americans, Melanesians, African Caribbeans, etc).
My parents are black people because both their descendants originated from Africa.
by Whitethunder1111 January 18, 2021
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