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baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
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ole brown eye

it that anus! yeah! its brown, when poop comes out!
"i kicked him in his brown eye, and ruined my shoe."
by tlm October 19, 2003
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Mississippi brown hole

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality
Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 12, 2018
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Brown Town Alley

When you're having sex, and you go back and forth from the asshole to the vagina.
"Me and my girl friend love doing Brown Town Alley. Strangely, I enjoy it more than she does."
by Big Geno June 14, 2006
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riding the brown bunny

Eating copious, high-inducing amounts of Easter chocolate, particularly in rabbit form.
Yeah, I'm still riding the brown bunny from Easter yesterday.
by jesalewi May 21, 2011
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Bigland Brown Nose

A term describing an individual who rigourously supports an elitist system masquerading as a government/organisation that supports a democratic society with values that are just.
The person is known as a 'Brown Nose' for obvious reasons in that he is by far the most vocal supporter of this hypocritical group. Often adopting himself as a mouthpiece for that organisation.
The term 'Bigland' however, comes from more historical times during the division of property ownership. The person showing the most loyalty to the crown or local landlord was given the first choice of what land he got. Often this land would be the most fertile and the biggest patch available - hence they became a 'Big-Land' owner which through the passage of time and supposedly due to local dialects because pronounced 'bigland'.
In contemporary examples, Bigland Brown Noses become so well acquainted with those in power, they can afford to adopt a smug and often pompous attitude because they know there is little chance of them falling from grace whilst those they support have power.
In todays society the most obvious place for a Bigland Brown Nose is national government. A government that, for example, stands for equality throughout the nation, yet adopts a blatant elitist attitude that could even go so far as to be described as a proletariat would make great use of a Bigland Brown Nose who would fend off criticism - often with prepared answers that simply sidestep the issue and aim at discrediting and belittling critics often enjoying the use of official discourse in doing so.
by A. G. Grieved September 24, 2008
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