Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

by IamGum June 15, 2020

Fish meat

If it tastes like chicken, keep lickin.
If it tastes like trout, back out.

Last night the boy I slept with had fish meat

by ewi.ebs January 24, 2022

Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship

I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.

by jleeactive April 2, 2024

Fried Fish Exotics

A fake drug marketplace that claims to be based out of San Diego. They have a feed on telegram and insta and talk a good game but they do not deliver and use a fake shipping company and bogus tracking info.

Fried fish exotics fucked me out of 1200 for a pound of blueberry kush. Fuck these scammers

by Drpoonrx August 7, 2022

London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout

Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...

by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020

Favorite Fishing T

The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!

She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?

Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024