Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Eat your cereal

The only three words that cure diseases like not being m subscribed to TheTalentlessWriter

Eat your cereal
Yes

by Eat Your Cereal NOW January 28, 2021

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.

"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie

by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Use Your Mouth

Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.

#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.

"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."

by MatchMaker666 August 14, 2020

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

Cream Your Croissant

Cumming into an ass (preferably your boys) and then proceeding to dipping their croissant into the cum and eating it.

Last night the sex was so good that it made me wanna cream your croissant.

by Jackchubbs May 26, 2021

smelling your piss

This is an old school term that I am very surprised that isn't on here. When one thinks they have come of age or at a stage in they life that that they can talk and act a different way towards others...mainly seen in a negative connotation. The term is a reference to one's bodily changes as one gets older: what one eats and drinks as they get older can change the actual smell of one's urine as it becomes stronger...

Smelling your piss: alll of a sudden he thinks cuz he got that job up at UPS and he makin' a lil money, he can get funky wit his momma and them talkin back to them like they aint shit...over there smellin' his piss

by Sound of a Clock Ticking October 6, 2022