tit as fuck

Something that is extremely awesome

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"

by Oknowbye123 July 31, 2016

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021

Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

tits mgee

Tits mgee is what u call ur husband or ex husband/boyfriend, that has man tits! Big that it's bra time ..lollll

use it as a term of endearment, as caller ID, everything u can use in reference to that asshole with man tits that's pissed u off!!

"Fuck , tits mgee is really pissing me off calling me so much!"
"Hey guys it's tits mgee , guy who thinks he knows everything!"

by Alasvegas July 13, 2019

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018