Elbow penis

When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 27, 2016

pluto penis

A penis that has been long forgotten. Some people forget that it still exists.

Brian is so small that he has a pluto penis.

by codaddycat April 16, 2014

Penis Flytrap

Also known as penis captivus is uncommon action in intercourse where the muscles in a vagina clamp down on the penis more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw or better yet when the penis gets trapped in the vagina

"Oh no I got caught got in a penis flytrap"
"Jade is got a penis flytrap bro"

by hannahwalstunnnna May 16, 2018

dinosaur penis

A massive throbing prehestorique penis

woah maxe's penis is a dinosaur penis

by Litpineapplebanana April 24, 2017

penis stamp

When your boss runs his mouth so you smackem in the balls take ur dick out and smack him in the face at high speed

Penis stamp-To smack your dick on someone

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

penis peel

When you eat a banana keep the peel put it over your penis and have intercourse with a girl

I bought some bananas cuase my girlfreind and I are gonna penis peel

by phil greenberg December 1, 2013