Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011

tweeting like a budgie

Someone on twitter who is constantly leaving messages (tweeting) resembling the way a budgie constantly literally tweets.

first tweet: im so bored
second tweet(one second later): someone say something
third tweet(one second later): come on
fourth tweet(one second later): omg

other persons tweet: your tweeting like a budgie

by Fibbbbblybits followon twitter June 15, 2009

well, i liked it

the phrase everyone uses after you have just slaughter in a debate about why a certain thing sucks (i.e. movie, game, etc.). they know they lost but are ashame they actually had no idea what they were talking about, so they resort to this phrase indicating their belief that its simply a matter of taste and that they like it. this deters the conversation from the actual debate of weather said thing (i.e. movie, game, etc) sound be considered bad or good.

me: TDKR sucks balls. Like with the entire trilogy, death metal version of batman is just stupid. The movie excels in visual appeal, drama, and some intense action. Bane was completely emasculated. He isn't the head honcho pumping drugs into his body and being a bad ass. The entire Talia and Bane story got twisted and then merged together with Catwoman for simply sexual appeal. The whole Robin thing was stupid...etc.

nolanite dicksucker: Well, I liked it.

by i_am_never_wrong January 16, 2014

shook like a mice

1. when someone gets scared shit
2. when someone gets crossed up by a big asian kid in basketball

Yo i was compressing u and u got shook like a mice!!!!!

by GEO July 21, 2003

Trish like fish

Religious organization based in Azerbaijan which worships Trisha Paytas

See you at the next Trish like fish meeting

by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

grilled like cheese

to be high, stoned, baked

Dude after that blunt, I was grilled like cheese.

by felicia face October 23, 2008