John Willing

A douche that will break a girl's heart.

Stephanie: Hey have you met john willing yet?
Miranda: Yeah! He's a total douche! He told my sister to give him a bj and then left!
Stephanie: Wow, what a cunt!

by Shelbitch November 25, 2013

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William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

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John Doe

hot stalker

mmmmm john doe

by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023

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Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

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great john

The best nyc producer usually cooking beats up for Sheff g

“Great John on the beat by the way”

by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021

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A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned

Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

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