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jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
by bumpie July 26, 2008
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Jack Black

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish
The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.
by LaughingNow January 5, 2008
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Jack in the box

1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.

They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.

2. Children's toy... whatever.
Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.

Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?

Bill: I got you the toy *lol*

Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
by Flick507 June 2, 2011
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Jack Sauce

The orange sauce that they don't have anywhere else on the planet. I believe it is Thousand Island mixed with French Dressing.
May I have a Jumbo Jack with extra Jack sauce?
by Seraph April 18, 2005
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Angry Jack

A shagger of the people shags who he wants when he wants can rival shaggys power levels dont @ will pull up on you
Angry jack is a g and shagger
by M3ga D0wn January 28, 2019
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cracka jack

mmmm cracka jacks are goood
or sucka ro' maybe bitch, or sucka jack
tht whiute kid at our skewl named jack
all meens the same thing cept for the first def
hmmm i fellk like sum cracka jacks cracka jack hey look maybe cracka jack has some
by wicka skizzert February 4, 2004
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jack skellington

a lit ass song by ur daddy g-eazy
Ok you know it's whiskey straight no chases
Yeah I've been a few places
From Montana to Indiana these girls know what my pace is
First night with your girlfriend we ran a couple of bases
We made it home I dug her out then I made her one of my aces
Marijuana fragrance this tree here is outrageous
Want me to play in your city send an email to my agents
I'm working in the studio I tell my fans have patience
Because once I drop this new shit then it's on I'm off to them races
Yeah lanky as a mother fucker rap game Jack Skellington
I will surely blow up soon that's what I've been telling them
Most the time I'm lurkin in New Orleans like a pelican
Walking in the party dapper looking like Duke Ellington
Yeah always wear a latex when I skeet
Got Balenciagas on I got your paycheck on my feet
Rappers hit me up for tracks I need your paycheck for a beat
At my stay at home job wearing gray sweats in my suite
Man this shit ain't got no concept I just felt like rappin
Started writing lyrics and then I just felt like snappin
See I'm trekking past the stars I swear I just felt like captain
Man I smoked a blunt then smoked two more then I just felt like nappin
When given my druthers I'm mixing downers with uppers
Shouts goes out to Splurgeboys I only rap over thumpers
First I got with this babe and then I moved on to her mother
I just came through and fucked her afterwards she cooked me supper
You can hate me all you want to but my rents paid
by daddy g eazy June 27, 2016
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