jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

by bumpie July 26, 2008

Jack Black

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish

The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.

by LaughingNow January 5, 2008

Jack in the box

1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.

They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.

2. Children's toy... whatever.

Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.

Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?

Bill: I got you the toy *lol*

Ted: *punches Bill in the face*

by Flick507 June 2, 2011

Jack Sauce

The orange sauce that they don't have anywhere else on the planet. I believe it is Thousand Island mixed with French Dressing.

May I have a Jumbo Jack with extra Jack sauce?

by Seraph April 18, 2005

Angry Jack

A shagger of the people shags who he wants when he wants can rival shaggys power levels dont @ will pull up on you

Angry jack is a g and shagger

by M3ga D0wn January 28, 2019

cracka jack

mmmm cracka jacks are goood
or sucka ro' maybe bitch, or sucka jack
tht whiute kid at our skewl named jack
all meens the same thing cept for the first def

hmmm i fellk like sum cracka jacks cracka jack hey look maybe cracka jack has some

by wicka skizzert February 4, 2004

Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.

1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!

by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011