cooter flower

When a womans cooter has so many vaginal warts it looks like califlower.

Jane needs to see a Dr to treat her cooter flower.

by Zigs71 June 2, 2018

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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

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rustic flower

a backwoods virgin

Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!

Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!

by Hurricane Jen March 24, 2017

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Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

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butt flower

Another name for the bum hole

Omg babe I'm going to sprinkle in your butt flower

by Bootypump April 4, 2018

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tea flower

The process of scamming by using a money-raising platform like kickstarter, go fund me, or indiegogo.
It is done by promising a product, (new invention, web-series, video game, etc.) only to cancel the project without refund and run off with the donation money for some other purpose.

"That artist tea flowered on kickstarter then left the site, now no one knows where they are."

by donteverdothisagain June 24, 2017

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