Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

vienna sausage

When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage

by Mustang guy 1983 May 10, 2022

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.

Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.

by tihmn December 25, 2020

Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

sausage effect

When a man wears his belt too tight, creating the appearance of links of sausage.

You need to loosen your belt. You have the sausage effect going on.

by Kara J May 15, 2016

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007