Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Diet-legal

1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.

2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.

Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.

Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.

by fishy! October 30, 2011

Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says

"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."

by Playboymikey January 27, 2018

mattkin's diet

The act of binging on pills and meth for a year in order to lose weight.

is that fat matt?

yeah.. he's been on the mattkin's diet.

by gidhdfgsijoshgdfuighsdfi;bgsdi April 28, 2010

diet pimp

A boy who thinks he’s on some pimp shit but is in fact not. One who may be involved in the following activities; promoting only fans, trying and failing to spit game, claiming to have hoes but no bitches in sight and no money in his pocket.

I heard John got some bitches on the block

Nah he just a diet pimp

by Xandria Perez August 4, 2021