July 27

Curse You Day

You can curse whenever you want and no one can say anything bad about it.

Person 1: ***** ***** **********
Person 2: It's July 27

by jtrdytfuygifg November 19, 2019

July 1st

The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.

Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one

by GodBroccoli11 October 15, 2019

July 2

The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge

"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"

by Mystery Ghost July 2, 2019

July 13th

The day this crazy motherfucker was born, so crazy that they share a birthday with julias ceaser.

when were you born nikka?
July 13th .......
nikka thats when ceasar was born.

by thatsuperwhitguy July 8, 2011

July 11

A day where fat 7/11 employees give slushees out for free.

Yo wanna go to 7/11 on July 11th and have the fat ass give us some slushees for free?

by AndIOopSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS October 29, 2019

July 18

National break your reeds day

July 18, National break your reeds day, is

the unfortunate day where you break all your reeds If you play an instrument that has one. It is guaranteed to make you cry .

by Tfdhvdjxshxctcsgxs October 25, 2019

July 8th

A day where nothing is gay. No need to say no homo because its JULY 8TH!!!

"Hey dude wanna make out its July 8th?.

by minecraftdude464838 November 4, 2019