Jamaican roulette

When you make homemade edibles without calculating potency so you just have to take the edibles and find out how strong they are

“Dude should I take one or two of these brownies?”
“I have no clue bro. You’re playing Jamaican roulette”

by fewigotobo November 4, 2025

Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.

Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg

by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Jamaican Slip

When you take your own or a sexual partners log of shit and use it as lubricant

Oh damn Jamie got the Jamaican Slip 😯

by Boomslang09 March 1, 2025

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Jamaican Lollipop

The name for a joint when it is being rolled by a Jamaican.

Jamaican 1: Look at Delroy ehhh!

Jamaican 2: What’s that the yardie’s lickin?
Jamaican 1: The Rasta man has a Jamaican Lollipop ehhh.
Jamaican2: D-Roy gettin’ irie.
Jamaican 1: Ahlieeee fam

by that22guy November 6, 2019