plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

yellow carrot

When a man uses honey as lube for his penis, which makes it very easy to dock with another man.

two men are trying to dock one another, and they dont have enough juices. so one man shoves his throbbing cock into a jar of honey and uses i as lube! thus being a yellow carrot

by the urban jew December 17, 2016

carrot dogging

A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.

Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?

by Secondwifejulia July 1, 2017

Beef carrot

1. A hotdog
2. A carrot used in stew, thus soaking up beef flavor

I could really go for a beef carrot right now.

My favorite part of the stew is the beef carrot.

by PrisonBitch December 27, 2018

lumpy carrot

Orange condom over penis with warts.

She was so turned on until she saw his lumpy carrot.

by Werbenjagermanjensen October 28, 2019

crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016