Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Super Straight

The super straight community also, known as the super virgin community are a group of virgins so pathetic they simply cannot get a women to have sex with them. The lack of attention gets the "men" very sad. So they seek male validation from other super virgins

What's ur sexuality?
Me? Oh Ha...I'm super straight
*calls therapist*

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

Super Straight

an excuse to be transphobic
(I can reclaim the t slur)

person 1 : I wouldn't date a tranny I'm super straight but I'm not transphobic
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help

by Melody.xml September 9, 2021

Super Straight

A n@zi movement that’s very transphobic. Also known as the nor/mals, aka men that have a pisskink

“I’m super straight and proud”
“Thanks for telling me, I’ll block you now since i don’t support transphobic n@zi’s”

by Ninaxdondai March 10, 2021

Super Straight

"Sexuality" made up by transphobes, as an excuse when someone calls them transphobic for saying: "I could never date a trans women/men, because they aren't afab/amab.
Nobody is telling you that you HAVE to date trans people, but claiming you're not straight if you like trans people is transphobic.
Straight people don't get hate, beaten up, kicked out of the house because of who they are!!!
"Super Straights" literally USE N@ZIS SYMBOL and they DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!
If you're offended by this, you're the problem.

Normal person: "Tell me you never felt the touch of women, without actually telling me you never felt the touch of women".
Social reject: "Of I'm "super straight".

by YourSwaggySugarMommy March 11, 2021

Super Straight

A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.

Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people

Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi

by LangJ March 7, 2021