Scooter

Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.

Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters

by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018

cunt scooter

Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.

BT

"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."

by BTdaKING October 31, 2014

Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

Scooter

People that snake you because they think there cool.

Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’

by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020

Scooter

The best computer made by apple and razer

Razer and Apple made the best computer worth $69696969696969696969696969 and its called SCOOTER?!?!

by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018

scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021