Porn

The best thing in the world

That porn wuz gr8

by Supa supa kawaii June 2, 2016

porn

Now you know as well as I, that you know what porn is. If you don't, why would you search it up on the Urban Dictionary? That's dumb. Get a fucking life.

Porn is what teenage boys use to get off with because they are sad, depressing, and single without a sex life.

by idemfk December 27, 2018

porn

an enjoyable video that might get you wet or hard, now go get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you gay! ion even know!!!

"Girlll, last night that porn was good! I'm finna call Johny!"

by Wassup._.baby.girl October 9, 2018

Porn

Chill you horny Mfer it’s not real there actors and plus it’s not realistic

Wow dude porn is bad it’s not even real

by Zarthgun1 October 1, 2020

Porn

The reason why I’m in the bathroom for 30 minutes and come out saying “now my stomach feels way better” under my breath to make people think that I was pooping.

Guy 1: Dude I found this Porn link want to check it out.

Guy 2: ok just gimme the link
(Guy 2 goes to the bathroom to “poop”)

Guy2 says to guy 1: wow thanks man for that link

by Chrisvaz15 February 22, 2018

porn

Something that should be watched in the daytime and not abused, preferably not at work. People who watch porn our the same as people who watch romantic movies, go to the opera, etc. What people our ignorant to is that porn is a compensatory product for not gettin' what you deserve. This is why porn is on a stronger emotional scale.

Wife "How did martin get the sack"

Husband " Oh he was downloading porn "

Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"

by Balerina girl July 2, 2010

porn

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Prisoner: Hey dude give some of that porn! I havn't see some of that shit in ages!!!

by Feast your eyes July 24, 2008