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cereal addiction

An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.
I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.
by HerveyBayCerealAddict July 26, 2016
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Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.
At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.
by stuntmidget January 16, 2012
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Sex addict

A sex addict is someone who is addicted to... Well, sex! A sex addict may clear schedules just to get their bang on, but hey, can you blame them?... Long story short, yeah, you can.

Their sex addiction may be so strong they rely on multiple partners or a non-committed relationship. Sex addicts are aggressive when they cannot have sex, and most commonly, they show symptoms of withdrawl — like a drug or alcohol addict! Scary, huh?
"Dude, did you see Perry last night?" Mark asked with a tilt of his head, totally in awe.

Dennis laughed and nodded, motioning a hump into the air, then out. "Uh, yeah! Man was slaying all sorts of pussy, man!"

Jerry pointed, "Yeah, that's what he looked like! Seriously though, that dude's got some addiction or something... He's like a sex addict!"
by MooniLikesGrammar June 10, 2022
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Sammie Addict

One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.
"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.
by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020
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drama addiction

The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit
She listens to all of their problems with such a drama addiction!
by Lfeass November 6, 2015
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Fairmont addict

A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.
Ansh loves the Fairmont! He's such a Fairmont addict
by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022
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chickfila addicts

An addiction to chick-fil-a is not uncommon in today's age. The most commonly effected are 14-17 year old Jewish males. The addiction begins very slow but as some therapist say the addiction can only get worse. Symptoms include gelled hair and over active acne. If you or a friend is suffering from this please call the number on the bottom. You could change a life for the better.
856-238-0921
Chickfila addicts suffer
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by DJ SODI December 5, 2017
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