Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?

Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.

"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"

by Tater Bater May 8, 2020

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

gravponics mystery

When the specific definitions of gravponics gets denied on urban dictionary is a gravponics mystery.

There are a lot of definitions for words on urban dictionary that are jokes, odd terms or whatever we want to add. But when something that has actual value and meaning gets denied its a gravponics mystery. In any attempt to describe the gravponics detailed workings and functions it wont get published.

by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022