Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.

by Nma12345 December 7, 2013

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.

“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”

by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020

Mississippi Grass Burner

When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.

Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.

by retaiam January 2, 2021

Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

Mississippi Shit Dangler

Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole

Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!

Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!

by Adam Petersen October 2, 2013