Mentally slow

Being unable to realize something that has been explained multiple times, yet they are still confused in the situation

"Wow, Amanda's been a little mentally slow the past couple days"

by Diggybicks October 17, 2018

mental arousal

Mental arousal : adverb The desire to physically want another person because of their way of being. A persons words, their way of being stimulates your cerebral side that makes you want to be sexually built up with their cognitive stimulation ..... and then physically fucked good and hard.

Mental arousal example : My Lover ‘s communication and intellect dazzled me over supper with wine. Her charming , seductive intellect aroused me ...... and i wanted her to bring me home and fuck my brains out. I wanted her precise thoughts to be precise physical contact .

by marmotte1 January 13, 2018

Mental Diarrhea

Randomly spitting out too much information that's either relevant or irrelevant to the conversation

Person 1: "Do you know how antibiotics screw with your stomach because our normal gut flora lines our GI tract which protects us from other pathogens. So what the antibioitcs are doing is killing good bacteria in your stomach allowing bad bacteria to colonize. That is why most ppl who have been on antibiotics for too long get explosive diarrhea or clostridium difficile."

Person 2: Mental Diarrhea...

by PeaceOut123 October 24, 2011

mental nick

someone who has the tendency to be very, very angry. However they have very angelic features and wear odds clothes such as fleeces and combat trousers in a bid to try and fool people that they are calm.

'whats wrong with that guy, he's crazy..'

'its fine, in this school, hes mental nick'

by pfftnickgay November 22, 2009

Mental Horsepower

Mental horsepower refers to intelligence in the purest sense of cognitive ability and memory.
Those with high MH have the ability to learn math and science easily and trivially.

mental horsepower

by mathistheonlytruth February 2, 2017

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009