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Wild Milo

Open mouth, milking a cow, with a table spoon of Milo.
Driving with the lads and Mad dog Matt says, fuck there is Dairy cows over there, Morhs says fuck now I feel like a Milo.

G-Cole goes to the boot and gets a tin of Milo. Mad Dog Matt, says give me that. I am going to do a WILD MILO.

He runs across the paddock, he inserts his finger in the calf’s mouth to steal the milk duct and injects the moo juice on top of the Milo. Then screams Milo cricket, I’m a big kid now.
by Colemansensical July 9, 2021
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Wild Kirbo

A species that is rarely seen outside its natural habitat, de zetel, in malls or even restaurants. Scientists say there is only one left in the wild. See Tamed Kirbo for more information.
"I saw a wild kirbo last night in the mall. I took atleast 69 photos"
by DefinitlyNotKirbs March 18, 2022
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must be wild

A phrase meaning that someone is crazy or has pretty much lost their mind.
To someone: "We should sneak out tonight!" Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
To someone: "I dare you to go cuss your mom out." Other Person: "MUST BE WILD!"
by tacosarerllygood January 29, 2018
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wild rabbits

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like a couple of wild rabbits.
by meowmyx August 21, 2017
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The wild emo

Usually a hardcore emo who when scared their hair grows and swaddles them for comfort eats raw meat at lunch
Alex : we have to be quite don't want to scare the wild emo
by Kohnnie_is_real November 23, 2015
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Beyond the wild

Very informal slang used on Discord Someone that acts weird, out of the norm, disruptively, and mostly with the intention to troll people. Someone who deliberately pisses people off online to get a reaction
- Looks what this girl is saying, she's acting beyond the wild
by Chica Pata Sucia May 10, 2021
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wild penis

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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