Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023

I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

bet mosso

you suck it (suck the dick)
she sucks it (sucks the dick)

kess emma hayde bet mosso / enta bet mosso

by sexy mother fEucker February 25, 2021

Bet

Miguel Ángel Rodríguez created this word.

Oh, you don’t believe Miguel Ángel created the word bet? Bet.

by Miggyduke October 29, 2021

Betting cattle stations

A Classic Country Australian term for being confident that something will happen. Only a bogan would say it

Mate I'm betting cattle stations that this horse will win

by b111gggg bad Baz November 6, 2020

Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option

He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule

by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024

The ‘bet

Used to describe what someone has when they sleep with a lot of people without being clean. The alphabet of STDs grouped together.

Bro jake is always fucking random hoes with no condom.
Yeah he’s probably got the ‘bet.

I heard that Amy has, HIV, HPV, HAV, and another STD.
Damn she’s really got the ‘bet.

by HellaSadman March 3, 2021