Five Finger Death Punch

Music for douche bags.

Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.

by betterthanyoutoo November 6, 2011

Two girls One finger

A porn that involves lesbians causing each other to vomit, then playing with it before ultimately the one defecates into the other's mouth, and they traverse it between their mouths and so on.

"If you think Two girls one cup was bad, try watching two girls one finger."

by SKRealTime November 7, 2016

Five Finger Death Punch

They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.

Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!

Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!

(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)

by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch

A band that will make you jizz.

Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?

by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011

Upside Down Middle Finger

If someone gives you a upside middle finger it means they want to fuck

Hey Rebecca! *Upside Down Middle Finger*

by SSSTTTDDDSSS March 7, 2020

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006