Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

girls go games

A website that is a big pile of cow poo mixed with hot garbage, they think that girls are shallow holes who only care about fashion and boys, they make it seem like you need to blonde with blues eyes to be "pretty" and if you have brown hair and dark eyes you are "a s!<#". They also used to have an inappropriate chat with girls younger then the age of 12, and they think that all girls must love the color pink, so anyway just don't use it..

Marie: What are you playing?

Joan: Just some game on girls go games called "Princess Blondie and Tomboy Peasant Makeover" 10/10 would recommend

Marie: ._ .

by MilkyPluto January 25, 2021

Triple Pain Games

A series of games with no purpose except to see the pain of others. The game is played by writing three painful things on a plate, and each player puts their plate in the pile. All the players take someone else's plate and has to do the three things on the plate. Each player is allowed one "pussy out" where they don't have to do the event. But by using this they automatically lose one of three possible points. These games have no purpose, but are funny to watch.

Past events

Ex. running into a garbage can, jumping off a fence, pegged with apple slices, and hit with an iced tea carton.

"My back still hurts from the Triple Pain Games last weekend"
"Well you are lucky that all the apple slices didn't hit your back."

"I can't believe you got Tank Wars at the Triple Pain Games"
"Yeah my knuckles still hurt"

by TheGreatJamal April 8, 2010

zeeks comics and games

the cool place to hang out, also run by the biggest cool guy you will ever meet. often calls his employees weiners and finds ways to have fun. seems like a great place!

- anyone who goes here is a total (Zeekster)
Most nerds tend to be lewered here like a child chasing a preditor, offering candy in a white van.
- does not carry power rangers :/
- has great gaming room!
- has awesome employees! - very polite for young men
- has addicting plastic, cardboard, and colorful paper!

Bro, are you a Zeekster? cuz you gotta check out zeeks comics and games!

by Zeekster4life November 4, 2021

The better gaming chair

Term where someone instead of saying there better says the have the better gaming chair as a joke

Bro your ass get good

Nah you just have the better gaming chair

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

steezy whip game

A culmination of wheels, or charm in getting girls. This term only applied to guys. You must also have tender salad, sick flow or nice hair. You can give yourself the title of having "steezy whip game' but you must believe that you have the criteria. You must also have some confidence in yourself to attain this high honour.

Rick: You have sick flow today bud.
Phillip: It's my steezy whip game bud.

by rubbernose94 October 27, 2011

Fuck Ass Game

H1Z1

Ted:"Hey do you want to play H1Z1?"
Rick: " i dont wanna play that fuck ass game"

by Nude For Nude November 27, 2016