John Carlos

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.

That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.

by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021

Frothy John and the Milky Boys

A very very popular band lead by hit singer Otis Lloyd! They are very popular amongst teens and senior citizens!

Person: In my opinion, frothy John and the milky boys were better with the two girls in the band.
Grandad: yeah but I tend to like that little ginger boy

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

John

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants

Bro he’s a John

by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

john crow batty

John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.

Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party

by Ro.xzz July 10, 2023

john dillinger

listen buddy. this is a boss yahurd? he's the richest of them all and above all a fucking gangsta. they call him "da real trappa"

a bankrobber and popular gang leader from the early 1900's

hey have you seen john dillinger?

- na, he too rich to be seen

by xXx_SimSwap_EsexGod_xXx791 January 17, 2023