Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

One shovel woman

Hitting a woman in the head/face with a shovel then starting to dig.

Marcus, did you meet the new stupid temp? She's totally a one shovel woman.

by eric from chicago March 29, 2009

one seven five

A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.

hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.

by djashburnmn October 3, 2007

take one for the team

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)

I'm gonna take one for the team, guys!

by Fuzzz April 8, 2005

let one go

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 8, 2005