nose nut

when u nut out of ur nose

dude i just nose nutted so hard!
Yeah it got on me...

by wheninosenutinutnormally September 25, 2017

Kickin Nuts

For something or someone to be qualified as cool or hip.

Passed tense: Kicked nuts.

"Man our football team was kickin nuts today."

"That burnout kicked nuts."

by Blitzem September 11, 2007

Nothing But Nut

The act of producing ejaculate into an orifice without the fluids making contact with the walls or edges.

"Nothing But Nut" is a play on words of the basketball term "Nothing But Net" but with a reiteration that the performance is by sexual means, not involving competitive sports.

"In bed, it's Nothing But Nut , baby!"

by HeyImGruttImNotSoGrutt May 27, 2016

deez nuts

When you look out the window, scream DEEZ NUTS
See your favorite nigga, shout DEEZ NUTS
Creep up behind someone, whisper DEEZ NUTS
Wannabe a pornstar, ya better have DEEZ NUTS
Wanna get a girl friend, make some babies with DEEZ NUTS
If you don't get my point yet, deez nuts are useful in many ways and forms! Shout it, scream it, whisper it, own it! It's MANDITORY

Hello baby, do you want a taste of DEEZ NUTS? HA! GOTEEEEEM

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Nut and Pass

When you cum/nut and you pass out after for 3-5 hours

Paiton: Brb ima do a quick nut
Jessica: uh huh "quick"

-20 mins later-
Jessica: Hey- are you done nutting yet
-5 mins later-
Jessica: HELLLOOOOo
Jessica: this guy really did a nut and pass on me

-5 hours later-
Paiton: oh uh hello
Paiton: im back-

Jessica: FINALLY- YOU TOOK SO GODDAM LONG

Based on a true story-- JUSTICE AND PEYTON

by lilpeepsdaddy December 23, 2020

Jager Nuts

The aggressive inflation of a Man's testicles. This is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed Adderall. On occasion, the inflammation of the testicles does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis balls.

Person #1 "Dude, my dick is so huge right now. I didn't take my Adderall today."

Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.

by Lowell Jeitsema July 17, 2010

dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee November 6, 2007