get your bronze on

When someone of the opposite sex finds another attractive and suggests hanging out and tanning as a means to lead into other activities. Mostly occurs

during the summer or spring break. A phrase for the summer as watching Netflix would be. Highly suggestive when used correctly.

Carl was at the beach and saw a hot chick. Hey girl you want to get your bronze on later

by Yetilove July 4, 2018

Know Your Onions

A glorious piece of 1920s slang, to know your onions is to know what's going on.

PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

wreck your dirtbike

The act of getting fecal matter on your penis during anal sex.

Hey, be sure to use a condom when you PIITB, you don't want to wreck your dirtbike !

I went bare backing last night and wrecked my dirtbike

by IComeFromTheLandDownUnder April 20, 2014

dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked

bro, you got dirt in your mallows.

by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011

Kiss your dogs

Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".

Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.

by Colorslurk November 14, 2021

to burst your bubble

to get realistic on someone ass, to tell somebody a cold truth, regardless of what he'll think about you afterwards

I'm sorry to burst your bubble but Santa isn't real.

If you're a 34 year old man living with your parents then you are a looser, yeah, sorry to burst your bubble here.

by Mrbacknotblack December 11, 2013

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

by Herbington August 19, 2016