every male has penis envy because they either feel inadequate or they brag about how big their penis is and cause penis envy in others
Jimmy has penis envy because Jon's is bigger
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy
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Get the penis pummeler mug.A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..
Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.
Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches
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