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poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)
Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts
by aussie1 August 23, 2007
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dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.
Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.
by Dits Magee November 6, 2007
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Nuts & Bolts

1. To Do Something Crazy/Being Brave
2. To Suggest Something Crazy
3. When Not Alright In The Head
Nuts: Wonky Hammer is Going to Ask Lady Screwdriver Out to the Toolbox.

Bolts: He Must be Nuts & Bolts!
by T.Kila. August 19, 2013
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Jager Nuts

The aggressive inflation of a Man's testicles. This is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed Adderall. On occasion, the inflammation of the testicles does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis balls.
Person #1 "Dude, my dick is so huge right now. I didn't take my Adderall today."

Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
by Lowell Jeitsema July 17, 2010
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Nut&Shit

To Nut into a Woman And then Shit out of thee Anus and Get the fuck out so the woman has to clean it. but before she cleans it she plays mudpie cake with it
Brian: (Nuts) Ah! (And then takes shit) Ah fuck im out have fun Cleaning Sharol
Sharol: What The Fuck Brian! you just Nut&Shit on my Bed!
by Nut&SHit May 18, 2019
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Kickin Nuts

For something or someone to be qualified as cool or hip.

Passed tense: Kicked nuts.
"Man our football team was kickin nuts today."

"That burnout kicked nuts."
by Blitzem September 11, 2007
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Nothing But Nut

The act of producing ejaculate into an orifice without the fluids making contact with the walls or edges.

"Nothing But Nut" is a play on words of the basketball term "Nothing But Net" but with a reiteration that the performance is by sexual means, not involving competitive sports.
"In bed, it's Nothing But Nut , baby!"
by HeyImGruttImNotSoGrutt May 27, 2016
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