National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

national hug your crush day

It’s your chance to give a hug to your crush today. Just go and hug your crush.

Me: Hey *hugs*
my crush: wow what was that for?
Me: It’s national hug your crush day
my crush: oh *hugs back*

by lilpandaa November 7, 2019

National ask a girl out day

Just a day when you go ask a girl out...

M: Hey it’s national ask a girl out dayyyy

T: Ok boomer

by Kachowmeister November 14, 2019

National hug your crush day

october 22 is the day you get to hug your crush, or anyone if you don’t have one!

Me: hey it’s national hug your crush day, should i hug _____?
Friend: yesss thatd be so cute

by xoxo.emi October 22, 2020

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

by Pug? October 6, 2021

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019