Black Jack

When something goes according to plan, or is really cool

This weekend was black jack...

by Raoul Duke April 6, 2004

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009

swagger jack

The act of masturbation.

I swagger jacked 3 times today!

by puddin11 May 14, 2011

Jack Bruce

Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.

Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.

by Page218 May 5, 2009

Taliban Jack

An epithet applied to the leader of the NDP by Conservative Party MPs and their fellow right-wing travellers, with the aim of discrediting/drowning out their adversaries by dishonestly portraying them as hating the Canadian military and hugging a foreign organization whose policies more closely resemble the Conservative Party's own, rather than addressing, in good faith, the arguments and policies of the person and party in question -- thus demonstrating their own status as the poster children for demagoguery.

"Taliban Jack! Taliban Jack!", some government members screeched at Jack Layton when he rose to speak in the House.

by bushwah April 2, 2007

Ass Jacked

to unwillingly participate in the act of anal intercourse, or, to have your shit pushed in,

my homie went to prison and got ass jacked!
man i think someone ass jacked me at that party the other night

by niggjoo January 30, 2006

jack daniels

Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.

"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."

"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."

"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"

by The Squad May 21, 2006