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curse of the cats claw

a curse put upon the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2006 when someone contracted an awful flu that had been going on cursed his friends mom who is a dodgers fan because she told him to take "cats claw" to heal himself. Subsequently, he got sicker and sicker. He cursed the Dodgers to not win the world series for 50 more years.
i put the curse of the cats claw on your dodgers to not win the world series for 50 years
by Ryan Gorman Joshua December 7, 2006
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coolest cat in town

THE most funkadelic, spankin', groovy thing that has EVER existed.

sometimes, you make fun of someone calling them the coolest cat in town, because they are just so geeky they go back up to the cool cat level.

this is a very complex topic
- perry the platypus is the coolest cat in town

- anyone with the name Unice is the coolest cat in town

-person A: I got a spork for christmas!

person b: well aren't you just the coolest cat in town!

- synonym: "well aren't you the bee's knees!"

- junstin bieber is the coolest cat in town
by jbforever705 August 22, 2009
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crazy cat lady

A woman that uses cats as a substitute for affection. Her toxic mindset and political views have driven away all the dick in her life, throwing away all chances of having kids. Middle aged depressed, and no chances of living a fulfilling life they just sulk in their cat piss stained homes with more cats then men shes slept with. She typically has a soft racist views on brown people, seeing them as "poor and misunderstood", but in actuality she sees them as weak and in need of help(just like her dozens of cats). Typical traits they have are short hair, horned rim glasses, modern art obsession, and useless degrees(with a pile of debt).

You will find them as art teachers, librarians, and often help homeless people. They aren't bad people, just where hurt at some point in life which caused them to build up spite to strong men, hence the rejection of them.
by Wothanar July 28, 2019
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eating cat

Not thinking for oneself. Believing a fun story or propaganda because it's what you want to hear.

Derived from the urban legend that the local Chinese restaurant is serving cat. A few seconds of thinking about how much meat a restaurant uses and the price of fattening up pigs, cows, chickens, or cats should convince a person who thinks for themselves that cat isn't being served.
If you believe that, you're eating cat.
by SlowReading July 24, 2012
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gray cats

The worst type of cat. They tend to be extra bitchy for no reason and are the ugliest drabbest color in the world.
Danah: look y'all its a gray cat! :)
Edwin: Danah you no better: say it with me
Group (in unison): fuck gray cats
by Clickbaitboy89 July 10, 2019
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dog on cat dance

The dog is represented as a penis and the cat is a vagina.

The man takes his dog and does a dance with it a woman's cat.

Basically means sexual intercourse.
I'm good friends with my friend's mom and sometimes we do the dog on cat dance
by Dan Corbin May 27, 2007
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Mr. Fluffy Cat

The name of Bobby's super amazing, fluffy cat! Shaggy and orange, kinda like Garfield. :
Also a codename used to describe a guy who is a player.
Bobby: Mom, where's Mr. Fluffy Cat?
Mom: I dunno. Sleeping, I guess.

Dude1: Oh my God, how did he get Nancy to go out with him??
Dude2: Cuz he's Mr. Fluffy Cat, duh.
by Bobby is a pocket emo October 20, 2008
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