I am speeeed

hacker is speed

jon arbuckle: “I am speeeed.”
person: “no actually, hacker is speeeed.”

by Swifty12 January 5, 2021

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation

"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."

by peteypab November 6, 2013

i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males

Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.

by Night's Bane June 13, 2021

i like watermelon

i am a lesbian

amy-‘i like watermelon’
emily-‘same’

by slutforronweasley April 23, 2021

I see how it is

When you are forced to chat shit or lie. When you gotta be sly back sometimes or test people. or do whatever you gotta do whilst staying true. you are forced to break your principles but not your morals because of the environment you live in or the people that are surrounding you.pmsl.

many situations... I see how it is

by RealTalk1239080 December 20, 2012

I Forgor 💀

I forgor 💀 is used as a cry for help, or an invitation to a night of Taco Bell and Anal.

“Hey man, I forgor 💀”
“Oh shit, I’m down.”

by smifflythedealer July 26, 2021