A duh meat

When a girl rejects you, and you turn in a creep and start harassing her. It also means when your lazy, or are getting fat.

Your such a duh meat right now. Leave her alone!
Your being a duh meat! Get out of bed.
Your duh meating out right now on this chick dude, you gotta stop!

by Duh Meatarrhea October 31, 2017

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

by Blyat lol I'm a philanthropist November 11, 2020

pulling the meat apart

To eat steak

wtf I missed it by like 2 seconds, I was pulling the meat apart.

by Meat Puller February 28, 2022

Bush Meat

When you call someone Bush meat, it's sort of an insult...like calling someone a cow or a goat, because that person is behaving like they are as brain dead as livestock.

Person A: I'm gonna add your insult definition to urban dictionary.
Person J: that would mean a lot, bro....
Person A: You're welcome, Bush meat.

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

Meat sock

Clean version of cock sock

Meat sock aka, Cock sock

by Buuuuuuuuuuuuub February 12, 2019