Joe Burke

Name of any Dad that hangs and is cool with the boy's.

Aye yo Joe Burke, wanna go TonyFromBrook while he tumminelli that random dude?

by TonyFromBrook October 6, 2020

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button

She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe

by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022

Joe

Hay i don’t recommend you asking that

You: www.urbandictonary.com *types joe*
Me: JOE MAMA NIGAGH

by Joe is coming January 8, 2020

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.

Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.

by Osidney10 May 19, 2022

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020