tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

Tit

A dumb or petty girl, one who does not see reality and is therefore driven by fear and creates chaos. Mostly in the UK, almost primarily on the show Love Island.

“I feel like such a tit, I’ve been acting like a tit”

by waxserpent August 24, 2018

Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits

She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin

by skids-n-shids June 8, 2022

Tit

Totally inconsiderate Texan (shortened to TIT) is a phrase used to describe someone who being inconsiderate in Texas.

You almost hit my car because you weren’t looking, you tit

by Thottrap March 13, 2022

Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020