Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

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shit really?

a common phrase spoken by the typical dicombobulated male or those impersonating one

'i can't wait to get my freak on with kevina at the dance tonight' -said male #1

'shit really?' intelligently responded male #2

by lisa November 12, 2002

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Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

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shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

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lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

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shit-zit

When you deficate into your lover, partner or random drunk-hookup's mouth, then make them puff their cheeks out as you smash them together, exploding shit and saliva everywhere.

Man, I can't get the shit-zit stain out of my cardigan sweater!

by makibr June 1, 2007

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