Jack in the Box

A person whom gets in bed before their spouse,pulls the covers up tightly to their chest or mid-section. The individual then passes gas under the covers trapping the suprise. Once the bed time partner approaches the bedside, the person under the covers quickly removes the covers in the direction of their partner thereby throwing the previously trapped fart at their still standing partner while simotaneously yelling POW or BAM.

After chilli and burrito night i got to bed early to set up an epic jack in the box.

by Bryan S. Silver February 3, 2014

Crapper Jacks

A slang or pun on the U.S. brand snack Cracker Jacks used for a lower or less derogatory term of the word "crap"

After the teenager was defeated in the video game he quickly exclaimed "Crapper Jacks!"

by Pyromaster13 November 28, 2009

Jack in a Box

When you masturbate inside of a box

I wanna Jack in a Box.

by DirtyRed October 31, 2017

Jack and Bake

When a person either masturbates while smoking marijuana, or that person masturbates after having smoked marijuana. Jack and Bake is better than regular masturbation and regular pot smoking, the two combined create a wonderful sensation.

Dude, when I Jacked and Baked last night, it was much better than when i masturbated 2 nights ago.

Bro, lets Jack and Bake, back to back.

by Kelvs February 26, 2009

Jack the Ripper

Choking a girl while shoving your whole hand in her pussy like a glove.

The culprit walked up on a prostitute in an alleyway and gave her the Jack the Ripper.

by demi-dono February 3, 2021

lumber jack

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

by Mr.Malice December 28, 2005

cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008