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Beer Mean Time

Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
by Jaywood October 30, 2008
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Shake it three times

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
by Monkey666 January 26, 2011
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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
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Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!
by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009
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armpit time machine

1. when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence.

2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.

While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
by Drockinit April 24, 2010
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best time evering

(v) act of having the best time ever
Me: I was so wasted at the bar last night, I don't remember much but that was fun...I looked back at my pics and tweets: I played "Party Rock Anthem" on the jukebox thrice, I made out with that chick and had 5 shots of Jamo

Friend: Dude you were best time evering last night.
by TheDanWeisman July 9, 2012
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Trumpet note time

The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.

For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).
man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"
by belgium RULES :D February 19, 2011
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