ukrainian cheese grater

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

by straightupdown October 23, 2012

Newfoundland Cheese Steak

A Peice of fried or barbequed boloney on a sandwich with an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Man "hey waht kind of sandwich you got there?"
Newfie " a Newfoundland cheese steak"
Man "what's that?"
Newfie "boloney and cheese"

by 1337 h4x sp34k February 27, 2009

Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

by majam August 21, 2012

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

pee pee cheese

1) One who acts stupid, or does wrong in a stupid manner.

2) One who acts like a Dick Head or an Ass Hole.

"Wow look at him, what a pee pee cheese"

by Atrocity January 22, 2005

pee pee cheese

The nasty white goopy shit that sometimes builds up on beaver lips.

I was going down on my wife last night and I ended up eating a pee pee cheese sandwich.

by t c December 23, 2003

You cheese butt

What shit-talking Cavs fans call KD. Referring to the likely large amount of cottage cheese cellulite around KD's ass. KD was rightly offended, but still crushed the clown Cavs.

"KD You cheese butt...Labron 'gone yam on you"

by Datdudenova June 14, 2018