Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

Stall Shit

When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".

I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!

by Martin_Bishop June 14, 2018

steady shit

When someone is on there same old shit.. (mostly can be associated with females , males, and friends)

Damn ... ray is really on some steady shit with Bre

by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017

Drac-shit

It's a demonic situation. or a satanic stuff

I heard screaming, some drac-shit goin on...

by Abdirahman Askar(alien November 22, 2020

shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.

I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.

by amscray August 12, 2011

jen shit

Jen shit is when you can take any situation & make it, obnoxious, extra, hilarious, or nonsensical.

If I send you the picture don’t do some Jen shit.
Or
I need you to comment on that post but don’t do some Jen shit.

by Immybiggestfan March 5, 2020