Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
by Jaywood October 30, 2008
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He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
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a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
Get the shit in a piss time mug.1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.
2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.
3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.
3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.
2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.
3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.
3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
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Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"
Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"
by emogurl31797 April 26, 2010
Get the time will go crazy mug.The most sacred time for calls between the closest of friends.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
(1)
Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!
(2)
Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!
(2)
Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
by lellz000 April 20, 2020
Get the 7pm vienna time mug.Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.
by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009
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