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Beer Mean Time

Time scale based upon the consumption of beer every hour. Instead of basing time upon Greenwhich Mean Time (GMT) , there is BMT, Beer Mean Time.
Hey David, get ready to pull the chilled mugs out of the fridge, it's a quarter till 2 in Beer Mean Time.
by Jaywood October 30, 2008
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Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
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time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014
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time will go crazy

When you can't take off you jacket cuz you have cuts on your wrist.
Julius: "Its hot in here..."
Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"
by emogurl31797 April 26, 2010
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7pm vienna time

The most sacred time for calls between the closest of friends.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
(1)
Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!

(2)
Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
by lellz000 April 20, 2020
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time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".
Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.
by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009
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